finally! the posts here were getting too big, too heady, too important. too america.
it is back to the basics with this dispatch: documenting the mundane (and in this case, highly caloric) day-to-day non-adventures i come across. presenting: your guide to building egg burgers.
step 1: fill up your propane tank.
step 2: lure friends and assistants over with beer.
step 3: success! cheers to your cunning ruse!
step 4: designate an egg-builder, and have him begin building eggs.
step 5: meanwhile, grill several meat patties.
step 6: fold fried egg bits over the center, so that excesses do not spill out of patty.
marvel at your handiwork.
step 7: apply cheese to patties. slice a small onion, and begin grilling it. begin toasting buns: a toasted bun is no bun at all.
step 8: assemble egg-and-bun units.
step 9: join egg-bun, patty, and onion.
step 10a: enjoy!
step 10b: enjoy!
step 10c: enjoy!